I, I was standing, you were there...

People who know me, know that one thing I have really desired in my life is to find myself a husband. I'll admit it, I'm looking. And I'm not getting any younger while I do it. People who know me also know that I don't do internet dating. No eHarmony for me! I tried it, with disastrous results. I was heavier back then, and I just don't come out very well in pictures. So between the 50 extra pounds I once carried and my lack of photogenicism (is that a word?), most guys would close out their matches with me the minute I showed them my picture.